Dance troupe invades a poultry barn, performs and, during intermission, forces audience members to realize post-election stress relief via a chicken dance, rewarding any fantastic feather ruffling with a free chicken dinner.

Children adopt the personalities of Tom Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu and a dancing brain in order to present a Scientology nativity pageant against the backdrop of Candyland on LSD.

An assortment of possibly clinically insane artists make a whole bunch of chairs that you probably wouldn’t want to sit on but are really, really awesome to look at.

A painter takes a whole bunch of dead rock stars like Janis Joplin and Bob Marley and three of The Ramones, turns them into a bunch of merry, colorful skeletons and presents them as freakin’ awesome art.

A bunch of community leaders, business owners, and elected officials beat the stuffing out of each other for charity and then later are found drinking fancy cocktails, eating dinner and buying things.

On behalf of a grocery store, and over the course of two days, a lactose intolerant, knife-wielding woman takes her rage out upon 500 innocent pounds of perfectly edible cheese.

Celebrate great racks, eat some food, buy metal items with wheels attached, any maybe purchase a little black dress while children may or may not be chasing livestock in a bike rodeo.